One dead, 41 to go
Since the arrival of a certain house guest (let's call her Jody P., no wait, that's too obvious--J. Pearce) underhanded toilet paper hanging has sullied our bathroom’s cleanliness. Actually, it was only clean because our anonymous house guest cleaned it, but my point remains--that underhanded, according to my dictionary, means deceptive, secret, sly, dishonest, or sneaky. Is this the way to hang toilet paper? Is this really my point? No and yes.
Also, I recommend Battle Royale, a cross between Running Man and Columbine. "One dead, 41 to go."
posted by Mike @ 2:24 AM
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2 Comments:
And if Battle Royale is out at your local video store, I recommend locking an 8th grade class in a vault with a set of slowly-descending spikes, and telling them that the key to get out has been surgically implanted in one of their bodies. Then watch them rip each other apart. It's the same nuanced morality as in B.R., only with the gritty realism that we have come to love in shows like Survivor and America's Funniest Domestic Violence.
For you rebuttal mike please see
http://herecomesabikerscout.blogspot.com/
AND
for your information, MY toilet paper is currently underhandedly hung.
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