Transcript of my TV class section (slightly summarized)

Context: We were watching two episodes of the Twilight Zone, and comparing the style of each.

Moron #1: I didn't really find it scary at all, but I guess its 'cause its old. Its kinda like how my parents were really scared when they saw Psycho, but seen today, its not very scary.

Isaac: What're you talking about? Psycho is like one of the scariest movies ever made.

(Isaac's Thoughts: Shit. Did I say that out loud?)

TA: I think your right about the episode. Not to get off topic, but I don't think that really applies to Psycho.

Isaac: (Sigh of relief)

TA: What Psycho did is that it didn't show you everything, which I think can actually be a lot scarier, which is what this episode tried to do, but probably failed ultimately. Horror movies are an interesting topic for style though. Texas Chainsaw Massacre is one where I think there is a great combo of those ideas, they show you a lot of gore, but at the sametime a lotta the great suspense comes from when shes running through the woods and stuff like that.

Moron #2: Yeah! I loved Texas Chainsaw Massacre. That movie was so scary.

TA: You're talking about the original right?

Moron #2: No, the remake. It was amazing.

Moron Chorus: (Overlapping) Oh that movie was so scary.
I was so freaked.
That movie is hella good.

TA: Hmm. I haven't seen the remake.

Moron #2: You have to, its great. I dunno, the original just seems to unrealistic, its kinda goofy.

Isaac: What?!! The movie is great entirely because of its realism. The whole point is the gritty documentary style. The remake ruined that by just making everything glossy and pretty.

Isaac's Thoughts: Holy shit, you fucking morons! You're lucky I am even expending my breath explaining this to you!

TA: Well anyway, back to the episodes...

Isaac's Thoughts: Shit, I shouldn't have said anything. Now I'm just the weirdo that must have something against Jessica Biel.