Seb, I Love You

(This is in response to the previous posts, get yourself up to date if ya ain't already.)

I hate to have the homosexual undertones of The Gravekeeper misinterpreted, so I've decided just to put everything out in the open. The film is an expression of the sexual desires that Aaron and I have for Seb, but until now have kept hidden.

1. The object of the film is to kill the queen zombie, played by none other than Ms. Pearce, Sebastian's real-life girlfriend.

2. The phallus she holds, that our two protagonists steal from her, is, more specifically, Seb's penis.

3. The hoards of zombies, controlled by Jody, that kill Thomas (Aaron) represent society, which hardly condones monogamous homosexual relationships and would never let the three of us live our lives together as three pieces of one heart, in a polygamous marriage.

4. And so it ends with a duel between Jody and myself, fighting over the wand (Seb's tallywhacker).

5. In the end, I gain control of Seb's penis, and as this empowers both of us, I use it to slay Jody.

6. The twist of the story comes when I leave it in Jody's head. I leave Jody and Seb with their lifeless relationship, I leave Thomas in the basement, and forge out into the night. My character decides that without all three of us together, we will always feel incomplete.

In the film it is a tragic ending. In real life, we all go back to our regular lives as they are now, anxiously awaiting the day when we can realize our dream to have a wholesome, happy, healthy, homosexual threesome.