Did I say Evil Dead 4? I meant to say, shut up we're doing the goddam remake!

Well, in a predictable move, Raimi backs off from comments he made about a possible Evil Dead 4. He now says that he can't promise he'll make a 4th, but he is interested in doing it, and that if there is a 4th it will certainly be directed by him. So it seems the whole promising a 4th film slipped out in his attempts to quell the growing disappointment over the planned production of a remake. Again though, in this new interview he says, "I don't feel pictures, even if they are remakes, [are] ever going to take away from the original." I beg to differ.

Remakes encourage film ignorance. Nothing more than this type of ignorance can make a movie geek want to crush the soul of every living thing on the planet. Mr Raimi, don't tell me that kind of stuff unless you've sat in your high school physics class and had to listen to the dumbfucks, who are drowning you with their very presence, as their voices burn your brain cells during their discussion of how great that new Jessica Biel movie Texas Chainsaw Massacre is, without any knowledge that it is a remake of the scariest film ever made. Not only do conversations like these destroy the lifeforce of all non-moron listeners, but it seems to me that they are a slap in the face to Tobe Hooper and his timeless classic. Hell, its not just a slap in the face, its a shit on the lap, or perhaps more appropriately, a jizz in the eye.

(Too lewd? Sorry if I've lowered the class of our blog, fellas.)