Finding Neverland to be crap

Finding Neverland was nominated for 7 academy awards. It is the worst film of the year.

Best Actor-Johnny Depp
Mr. Depp has never in his otherwise illustrious career looked more bored on screen than he did during this hour and 46 minutes of putrid, saccharine crap. I would much rather stare at my own, far more entertaining feces. This film does not pass Isaac's test.

Best Art Direction
This movie contained a giant pink butterfly which, I believe, sparkled. Cut from Johnny Depp, mouth slightly ajar and eyelids drooping, to the most hideously ugly garden of plastic space creatures, err, fairies, to which I have borne witness.

Best Costume Design
The scary space fairies are actually wearing white dresses, not hideous space suits like I thought. Good job costume guys.

Best Film Editing
For this film to be any more boring the editor would have to have added film to the raw footage instead of cutting it. A good editor would have cut Finding Neverland down to a 30 second spot for budweiser. Maybe it could have gotten into the super bowl.

Best Original Score
For each pixie stick sucking scene, Jan Kaczmarek was there to shove shit unto thy face with a drive-one-to-hara-kiri score.

Best Adapted Screenplay
Allan Knee's play, ''The Man Who Was Peter Pan,'' was dark and brooding (I've seen it several times both off broadway and in the revival version at Lincoln Elementary where I thought 8 year old Kyle Nordbaum did wonders with J.M. Barrie). This script is crap.

Best Picture
I would say not.