The perfect outline

I have created the perfect Covelo action movie. Actually, this plot sequence is so brilliant, it doesn't even require Covelo. It could take place on: the moon, inside Martin Short's bloodstream, or in the middle of a breakdancing showdown. But I feel that like a set of open source code that must be shared with the world for the common good, I must disclose it so that humanity can set forth with a renewed sense of purpose.

1. stuff
2. other stuff
3. some guy dies
4. hot French kissy action
5. simulated sex
6. explodey
7. wanton acts of bestiality
8. explodey 2: the revenge
9. denouement
10. shootout
11. unexpected shootout standing behind previous shootout
12. grand finale
13. blackberry jam eating contest