I Am Bowed, But I Am Not Broken

What do you do when your girlfriend tells the whole world the most amazing news ever before she tells you? When she blogs about how, when she was living in Danville, Stella's Groove-Returning Sex Machine was getting his groove back with a healthy daily doseage of Tossed Man Salad in the very next room???

You cry. You cry, and you cry, and you cry, because you're all alone in the world. All alone! Then you watch the new Walk The Line trailer, and you read the new George Saunders story in the New Yorker, and maybe, just maybe, the world seems a little bit better.

A little.