Here's to the losers

If I could sing a song featuring a jaunty, nose-tweaking stanza about each of you, I would. As it is, we're just going to have to pretend that I could write and perform something like that, instead of living in a world where my only real talent is winning Oscar pools.

I'm thinking it's going to be the Criterion Blu-ray of Rosemary's Baby. But we'll see.